Wednesday, 24 October 2012

The Anti-Phonetic Alphabet

Long has the phonetic alphabet enjoyed dominance over the ‘can you spell that for me’ market! Well, no more! The following is my suggestion to make telephone operators lives complete hell…! If you’re not paying for the bill and you don’t fancy being nice to the operator on the phone for whatever reason, then consider making the conversation very complicated and interesting with the new Anti-Phonetic alphabet.

  • Aubergine
  • Bdellium
  • Cygnet
  • Djinn
  • Ewe
  • Fort
  • Gnome
  • Honour
  • Igor
  • Jalapeno
  • Knot

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