If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get? Missile toe?
If corn oil is made from corn and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?
If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME stuff, why didn't he just buy dinner?
If you ate both pasta and antipasto, would you still be hungry?
If you take a laptop computer for a run you could jog your memory.