Tuesday 9 October 2007

Immanual Kant ...

Immanual Kant was a real pissant

Who was very rarely stable

 

Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar

Who could think you under the table

 

David Hume could out consume

Schopenhauer and Hegel

 

And Wittgenstein was a beery swine

Who was just as schloshed as Schlegel

 

There's nothing Nietzche couldn't teach ya 'Bout the raising of the wrist

Socrates, himself, was permanently pissed

 

John Stuart Mill, of his own free will

On half a pint of shandy was particularly ill

 

Plato they say, could stick it away

Half a crate of whiskey every day

 

Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle

Hobbes was fond of his dram

 

And Rene' Descartes was a drunken fart

"I drink, therefore I am"

 

Yes, Socrates, himself, is particularly missed

A lovely little thinker But a bugger when he's pissed

 

© Monty Python

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