Tuesday, 9 October 2007

Immanual Kant ...

Immanual Kant was a real pissant

Who was very rarely stable


Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar

Who could think you under the table


David Hume could out consume

Schopenhauer and Hegel


And Wittgenstein was a beery swine

Who was just as schloshed as Schlegel


There's nothing Nietzche couldn't teach ya 'Bout the raising of the wrist

Socrates, himself, was permanently pissed


John Stuart Mill, of his own free will

On half a pint of shandy was particularly ill


Plato they say, could stick it away

Half a crate of whiskey every day


Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle

Hobbes was fond of his dram


And Rene' Descartes was a drunken fart

"I drink, therefore I am"


Yes, Socrates, himself, is particularly missed

A lovely little thinker But a bugger when he's pissed


© Monty Python

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