It doesn't matter what temperature the room is, it's always room temperature.
I got a dog and named him 'Stay'. Now, I go 'Come here, Stay!' After a while, the dog went insane and wouldn't move at all.
Right now I'm having amnesia and deja-vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before.
Sponges grow in the ocean. I wonder how much deeper the oceans would be if that didn't happen.
In school, every period ends with a bell. Every sentence ends with a period. Every crime ends with a sentence.
I have an answering machine in my car. It says "I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out."