The Important laws of life
The law of avoiding oversell - When putting cheese in a mousetrap, always leave room for the mouse.
The law of common sense - Never accept a drink from a urologist.
The law of self sacrifice - When you starve with a tiger, the tiger starves last.
Boob's law - You always find something in the last place you look.
Weiler's law - Nothing is impossible for the man who doesn't have to do it himself.
Law of probable dispersion - Whatever hits the fan will not be evenly distributed.
Law of volunteer labour - People are always available for work in the past tense.
Conway's law - In any organisation there is one person who knows what is going on. That person must be fired.
Iron law of distribution - Them that has, gets.
Law of cybernetic entomology - There is always one more bug.
Law of drunkenness - You can't fall off the floor.
Heller's law - The first myth of management is that it exists.
Osborne's law -Variables won't; constants aren't.
Main's law - For every action there is an equal and opposite government programme.
from uk.rec.humour
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