Friday, 6 June 2008

A Few Old Laws

The Important laws of life

The law of avoiding oversell - When putting cheese in a mousetrap, always leave room for the mouse.

The law of common sense - Never accept a drink from a urologist.

The law of self sacrifice - When you starve with a tiger, the tiger starves last.

Boob's law - You always find something in the last place you look.

Weiler's law - Nothing is impossible for the man who doesn't have to do it himself.

Law of probable dispersion - Whatever hits the fan will not be evenly distributed.

Law of volunteer labour - People are always available for work in the past tense.

Conway's law - In any organisation there is one person who knows what is going on. That person must be fired.

Iron law of distribution - Them that has, gets.

Law of cybernetic entomology - There is always one more bug.

Law of drunkenness - You can't fall off the floor.

Heller's law - The first myth of management is that it exists.

Osborne's law -Variables won't; constants aren't.

Main's law - For every action there is an equal and opposite government programme.

from uk.rec.humour

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